N is threatening to throw me a hen's night party in some shape or form, either online or off. There was some mention of blindfolds, which of course raised my suspicions, and led to this:
N: All good, I promise! Would I lie to you? *flutters eyelashes* V: Uhuh. Sure. I've seen that look before. N: Never. I am innocent. V: I think several children just died cos you said that. N: Ooooh! Yay! I made angels!!!