The Things We Say...Part 34

N is threatening to throw me a hen's night party in some shape or form, either online or off. There was some mention of blindfolds, which of course raised my suspicions, and led to this:

N: All good, I promise! Would I lie to you? *flutters eyelashes*
V: Uhuh. Sure. I've seen that look before.
N: Never. I am innocent.
V: I think several children just died cos you said that.
N: Ooooh! Yay! I made angels!!!

Dinner & a Movie + The Things We Say...Part 34

So we're eating dinner, and watching television. There's nothing particularly impressive on, since there never is, so we end up watching the 2001 'The Musketeer', with Catherine de Neuve, which just happened to be on some random channel. We ended up in the middle of it so it took us a while to figure out who was who and what was where etc. You know how it goes.

Anyways, at one stage during the movie d'Artagnan is on top of the carriage with the queen in it and fires a musket at the baddies.

V's Maternal Parent: Did they even have muskets back then?

My Maternal Parent can be adorable. Dad and I made some sort of comment about who they were musketeers, and she instantly realised the silliness of her question which lead to much giggling.

The Things We Say...Part 33

V's Maternal Parent: I'm not fussy. I'm your mother.

I think it speaks for itself. =^.^=

The Things We Say...Part 32

X: Ouch.
V: Ouch?
X: I may have lost some of the hair on my knuckles.
V: Do we want to know how?
X: With fire.

I think it speaks for itself.

ClearSkies~V

The Things We Say...Part 31

Conversations with our parents, part 1:

Note: for differentiating's sake - V's mother is the V Maternal Unit, whereas L's can be the MotorCycle Mama or the L Maternal Unit or any derivate of the logical...you get the picture...

V Maternal Unit: I must've been a bird in my previous life.
V: No. You can't stand heights.
V Maternal Unit: (after a moment's thought) Right. So I can't have been a bird.
V: Unless you were penguin.
V Maternal Unit: Not likely. I don't like cold.
V: What about a lyre bird?

ClearSkies~V

Things we say...Part 30

Second Life is a place where strange people sometimes come together, and sometimes you encounter other strange people who don't quite click with the strange of your clique. So we're at a club in world, dancing, myself, N, A and her partner, when the we get company, keep in mind that there are only the four of us girls there at this point...three of us are wearing wedding rings.

Random Stranger: I like my odds here tonight ladies.

A: Two of us are prego...one's married to a mass murderer and the other one is his sis.....so start guessing.........

Things we say...Part 29

After a string of swearing from my Second Life partner leads to the following conversation.

V: What did you do?!
X: I squashed a mosquito. Like ninja.
V: With your hurt hand.

Things we say....Part 28

D: This could be the onset of superpowers!
L: Or dementia.
D: I'm trying to be optimistic here!
L: Yeah, but I'm saying there are options.

So much for the onset of superpowers, sorry D.

The Things We Say....part 27

A: Any more requests from the angry lesbian?

A Second Life joke...let's not dwell on the details.

The Things we say...part 26

V: Don't be ridiculous, I'm a perfectly balanced individual!
L: Somewhere a kitten died for that lie.
V: Oh noes! If I clap my hands loud enough will it come back to life?!

The Things we say...part 25

D: Unless they're cookbooks, books about babies freak me out.

I think this one speaks for itself, don't you?

ClearSkies~V

The Things We say...part 24

So upon hearing that they are, in fact, making a new Free Willy movie - you know, the movie about the killer whale that gets captured and then set free...this comment was made:

X: if this whale gets caught one more time, we're going to give it to the Japanese for 'research'. I mean...really.

You gotta ask it too, I mean, what is up with that whale being captured. (I know it's the same whale for the first two movies...but even if it isn't, I thought killer whales were meant to be intelligent pack hunters...>.<)

Clear Skies~V

The Things We Say...part 24

X: brb. More zombies.

This is not something I expected to hear from my SecondLife partner.

Clear Skies~V

The Things We Say...part 23

(when I said something silly after shaving my head)

V: Are you sure you didn't shave part of your brain?

Things we say part 22

A: Hmmmm cereal
V: Hmmm JD and coke
A: Too early for me
V: Better illustration of opposite sides of the world? I think not!

Long story.


Clear Skies~V

The Things we say...part 21

L: Tiramasu is more important than huggles.

I want it on the record that she said that!

The Things we say...part 20

L and I ended up having an...enlightening conversation about how my brain works...

L: There are little peoples in your ears.
V: There are not!
L: Yeah, there are. They're playing with the kittens that pull the levers in your head.

Clear Skies~V

Things we say part 19

When asked by a friend over mic what kind of ice cream he was eating, D replied with...

D: Chocolate Creamy Classic
L: Just don't talk with your mouth full of chocolate creamy classic...

Uhuh...

Clear Skies~V

Things We Say part 18

So we were watching the Australian Open (tennis, not golf) while we were away in St. Helens 'n things, and during the Hewitt-Federer match it occured to me:

V: I think Jim Courier missed his calling; he could've bene a good poet. If Stephanie Meyers can sell books written badly, Jim would have no trouble selling poetic lines about ballets and flights of Federer's grace.

Things we say part 17

Okay, so those those of you half familiar with my Second Life er...life, will know that I have the most wonderful SL sister and best friend in Buffy Shamen who is gonna be referred to in here by the initial 'A'.

A: When you are "making whoopy" online
V: 'Making whoopy'... really? roflmao
A: Ok so when you having sex online...geez. Just trying to be a lady here