So, our hallway has a corner where we stash things. It's quite convenient (well, that's what I assume, since I never have to walk past it), and it doesn't count as mess if it stacks. We also have a list of people we'd like to keep there:
Bruce Dickinson. For the sheer, ebil awesomeness of the dude who can fly a plane AND be rock guy;
Jorn Lande, because there's some seriously inviting vocal frequency going on there;
Emmy Rossum, because she's ridiculously pretty AND sings, and because it would be hilarious to have someone so tiny & fragile-lookin' next to the guy best described as the 'Norwegian Meatloaf';
Tobias Sammet, 'cause he tries so hard, and there isn't enough hilarious German powermetal in the world (or our hallway);
Johnny Depp. Needs no explanation.
Grace Jones, because a day just isn't complete without a little terror.
Gerard Butler doesn't make the hallway list, 'cause we'd like to keep him someplace else.